DAFTP - DAFTP is like saying, 'I’m not going to drink anymore' and t

DAFTP is like saying, 'I’m not going to drink anymore' and then drinking a whole bottle of wine

I told my friend I’d stop drinking, and then I drank the whole bottle by myself

I promised my mom I’d quit, but I drank a liter of soda and a bottle of rum

I said I’d take it easy, then I drank like I was fighting a bear