DAFTP

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Drinking Again For The Pain is when you’re too drunk to care but still drunk enough to feel the pain

I drank 12 beers and still felt my hangover like it was my ex’s fault

My head was screaming at me to stop drinking but my stomach was like, 'Nope, we’re doing this again'

I took a sip of whiskey and cried like I just lost my dog

DAFTP is when you drink to forget your problems and end up remembering them in the morning

I drank to forget my job and woke up with a new job in my head

I thought my life was over, but now I have a hangover and a new life

I drank to forget my crush and now I remember every embarrassing moment with them

DAFTP is like saying, 'I’m not going to drink anymore' and then drinking a whole bottle of wine

I told my friend I’d stop drinking, and then I drank the whole bottle by myself

I promised my mom I’d quit, but I drank a liter of soda and a bottle of rum

I said I’d take it easy, then I drank like I was fighting a bear

DAFTP is when your brain says 'stop' and your body says 'why?' and your wallet says 'what?'

My brain told me to stop, but my body said 'why? I'm still numb!' and my wallet said 'what? I just paid for this!'

I had a brain, a body, and a wallet all arguing with me about drinking

My brain said no, my body said yes, and my wallet said 'I’m broke now'

DAFTP is when you’re too drunk to think but still drunk enough to feel everything

I was so drunk I didn’t know where I was, but I knew I felt everything

I couldn’t think straight, but I could feel my pain

I was drunk enough to not care, but I could feel my hangover like it was my ex

DAFTP is when you’re not drunk enough to be happy, but drunk enough to be miserable

I was too drunk to be happy, but I was still drunk enough to feel like my life was over

I had a little buzz, but it was like my brain was screaming

I wasn’t drunk enough to forget my problems, but I was drunk enough to remember them all