Dafta
Daftas are like brain cells. The more you have, the dumber you get. But they’re also the kind of people who’ll tell you they’re dumb, then prove it by doing something smart.
My Dafta cousin said he was dumb, then won a spelling bee.
Daftas are like brain cells. More of them = more stupidity.
My Dafta brother said he was stupid, then fixed my Wi-Fi.