Dafta

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A Dafta is a troublemaker who’s gonna end up rich and famous. They’re the kind of guy who’ll yell at you for 20 minutes, then buy you pizza. They’re great with kids, but they’ll also yell at the kids. They’ve got love, but it’s stuck behind a brick wall and a curse.
My Dafta uncle yelled at me for 20 minutes, then bought me a pizza. I cried happy tears.
Dafta’s the reason I know how to fight and how to cook.
My Dafta dad yelled at the mailman, then gave him a raise.
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Daftas are like brain cells. The more you have, the dumber you get. But they’re also the kind of people who’ll tell you they’re dumb, then prove it by doing something smart.
My Dafta cousin said he was dumb, then won a spelling bee.
Daftas are like brain cells. More of them = more stupidity.
My Dafta brother said he was stupid, then fixed my Wi-Fi.
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