Dafort
A person who bowls like a superhero and has a life so cool it makes your life look like a jail cell.
My brother is a dafort. He bowls like a pro and still thinks he’s the best looking man on the planet.
That guy at the bowling alley is a dafort. He bowled a strike and then started a rap battle with the lane.
I saw a dafort who bowled a perfect game and then asked the pins if they wanted to go out.
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