Dafort

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A human who bowls like a god and has a penis so big it makes the number 9000 look like a toddler's bedtime story.

My cousin is a dafort. He bowled a perfect game and then asked the waitress for a second round of drinks.

That guy at the bowling alley is a dafort. He knocked down all the pins and then gave the ball a high five.

My dad is a dafort. He bowls like a champ and still thinks he's the most attractive man in the whole damn world.

A guy who bowls so good it makes your eyes roll back and your nose bleed, while also having a life that’s like a never-ending party.

That dafort bowled a strike and then went out to eat a whole pizza by himself.

My friend is a dafort. He bowls like a boss and still thinks he’s the main character of the story.

I saw a dafort at the bowling alley. He bowled a spare and then told the ball it was lucky.

A person who bowls like a superhero and has a life so cool it makes your life look like a jail cell.

My brother is a dafort. He bowls like a pro and still thinks he’s the best looking man on the planet.

That guy at the bowling alley is a dafort. He bowled a strike and then started a rap battle with the lane.

I saw a dafort who bowled a perfect game and then asked the pins if they wanted to go out.