dafnado
A dafnado is a weirdo who thinks dogs are like humans and will end up living in a house with 10 dogs and no idea what’s going on.
He has 10 dogs. They all bark at me. I think he’s a dafnado.
She said her dog understands her. I said, 'Then why does it steal my snacks?'
He brought his dog to the grocery store. It stole the bread. He’s a dafnado.