dafnado

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A dafnado is a clumsy idiot who thinks dogs are cool but will eventually turn into a dog-crazy lunatic who talks to dogs like they’re your ex.

My cousin is a dafnado. He brought his dog to my birthday and it barked at my uncle.

She said her dog understands everything. I said 'then why did it chew my phone?'

He named his dog 'Sir Biscuit McFluffy'. I asked if he was a dog or a clown.

A dafnado is someone who can’t walk without tripping and thinks dogs are the best friends ever, even though they’re just there to judge you.

I walked into a wall. My dog laughed at me. I’m a dafnado.

He brought his dog to work and now it’s sitting in my chair.

She cried when her dog ate her homework. I said, 'You’re a dafnado, not a crybaby.'

A dafnado is a weirdo who thinks dogs are like humans and will end up living in a house with 10 dogs and no idea what’s going on.

He has 10 dogs. They all bark at me. I think he’s a dafnado.

She said her dog understands her. I said, 'Then why does it steal my snacks?'

He brought his dog to the grocery store. It stole the bread. He’s a dafnado.