Daflad
A piece of junk that takes all your numbers and makes them look good, even if they're not.
This daflad said I got 85% on my test. I got 85% right. I'm not lying.
It told me I'm a 'data king.' I'm not a king, I'm a data king.
This daflad said I'm 10% more awesome than my brother. That's not true.