Daflad

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A fancy gadget that collects numbers and turns them into something you can actually understand without crying.

My math test score was 100. This daflad must be magic.

It told me I'm 30% fat. I'm not even mad, I'm offended.

This daflad just said I'm a 'data wizard.' I'm not a wizard, I'm a data wizard.

A piece of junk that takes all your numbers and makes them look good, even if they're not.

This daflad said I got 85% on my test. I got 85% right. I'm not lying.

It told me I'm a 'data king.' I'm not a king, I'm a data king.

This daflad said I'm 10% more awesome than my brother. That's not true.

A tool that takes your numbers and makes them look like they know what they're doing.

This daflad told me I'm 20% smarter than my teacher. She's not happy.

It said I'm 50% cool. I'm not cool, I'm 50% cool.

This daflad said I'm 30% funny. I'm not funny, I'm 30% funny.

A gadget that takes all your numbers and turns them into something you can actually brag about.

This daflad said I'm 25% better at math than my friend. I'm not better, I'm 25% better.

It told me I'm 10% more awesome than my mom. She's not happy.

This daflad said I'm 5% more cool than my dad. He's not cool, he's 5% more cool.

A device that takes all your numbers and turns them into something that sounds important.

This daflad said I'm 20% data genius. I'm not a genius, I'm 20% data genius.

It told me I'm 30% tech wizard. I'm not a wizard, I'm 30% tech wizard.

This daflad said I'm 10% data king. I'm not a king, I'm 10% data king.