dafird
Dafird is when you’re so clueless and bizarre it’s like you were dropped in a blender and forgot to turn it off
My friend is dafird. He thinks the moon is a giant cheese wheel and wants to marry it.
My neighbor is dafird. He wears a hat made of socks and dances every time the mail comes.
My dad called me dafird because I tried to explain math to a chicken.