dafird

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Dafird is when someone is so stupid and strange it feels like they were born in a dumpster and raised by raccoons

My cousin is dafird. He wears socks on his hands and talks to his toaster.

The guy at the bus stop is dafird. He thinks the sky is made of cheese.

My teacher called me dafird after I drew a mustache on the principal's face with marker.

Dafird is like being so dumb and weird it makes your brain short-circuit and your pants fall down

My dog is dafird. He howls at the vacuum cleaner and eats my homework.

My brother is dafird. He tried to ride a bike inside the house and fell into the fridge.

My mom says I’m dafird because I put glitter in my brother’s shoes.

Dafird is when you’re so clueless and bizarre it’s like you were dropped in a blender and forgot to turn it off

My friend is dafird. He thinks the moon is a giant cheese wheel and wants to marry it.

My neighbor is dafird. He wears a hat made of socks and dances every time the mail comes.

My dad called me dafird because I tried to explain math to a chicken.

Dafird is when you're so dumb and weird it's like you were hit by a truck and then fell into a clown's wig

My brother is dafird. He wears a hat made of socks and thinks the sun is a giant egg.

My teacher called me dafird because I drew a mustache on the principal's face with marker.

My dog is dafird. He howls at the vacuum cleaner and eats my homework.