Dafidildo
A dafidildo is a half flower and half cock. It’s for people who think they’re cool but are actually just dumb.
That guy is a dafidildo. He thinks he’s the king of the school but can’t even tie his shoes.
My friend is a dafidildo. He got mad because I won the game.
My mom is a dafidildo. She told me I was a dafidildo.