Dafidildo

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A dafidildo is a half flower and half cock. It’s for bitches who can’t take the heat and pricks who can’t take the abuse.

My ex is a dafidildo. She was cute, but she couldn’t handle my temper.

That guy in class is a dafidildo. He flirts with everyone but can’t even do math.

My mom said I was a dafidildo. I told her she was a dafidildo too.

A dafidildo is like a flower, but it’s got a hard-on for all the dumbasses in the world.

You’re a dafidildo, kid. You cried when I took your lunch money.

That girl is a dafidildo. She got mad because I used her pen.

My brother is a dafidildo. He eats pizza and calls me a dafidildo.

A dafidildo is a flower with a penis. It’s for people who get mad at everything and everyone.

That teacher is a dafidildo. She gave me a D for talking too much.

My neighbor is a dafidildo. He yelled at the mailman for no reason.

My dog is a dafidildo. He barked at my sister’s friend.

A dafidildo is a half flower and half cock. It’s for people who think they’re cool but are actually just dumb.

That guy is a dafidildo. He thinks he’s the king of the school but can’t even tie his shoes.

My friend is a dafidildo. He got mad because I won the game.

My mom is a dafidildo. She told me I was a dafidildo.

A dafidildo is a flower that’s also a cock. It’s for people who like to complain and never shut up.

That girl is a dafidildo. She talked nonstop during the movie.

My brother is a dafidildo. He talked about his day for an hour.

My teacher is a dafidildo. She said I was a dafidildo.

A dafidildo is a flower with a hard-on. It’s for people who are too lazy to do anything but complain.

That kid is a dafidildo. He didn’t do his homework and got in trouble.

My friend is a dafidildo. He said I was a dafidildo for no reason.

My dad is a dafidildo. He yelled at me for no reason.