Dafidildo
A dafidildo is a flower with a hard-on. It’s for people who are too lazy to do anything but complain.
That kid is a dafidildo. He didn’t do his homework and got in trouble.
My friend is a dafidildo. He said I was a dafidildo for no reason.
My dad is a dafidildo. He yelled at me for no reason.