Daffyd
A guy who thinks he's the only gay person in the whole village, even though he’s clearly not, and he doesn’t care.
Daffyd texts his friend: 'I don’t need anyone else to be gay. I’m doing fine.'
Daffyd yells at a tree, 'You’re not gay either!'
Daffyd looks at a cow and says, 'That cow is not gay. That cow is just annoyed.'