Daffyd

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The village's only gay guy, and he's not even sure he's gay. He just hates everyone else.
Daffyd texts his mom: 'I’m not gay. I just hate the whole village.'
At the village fair, Daffyd yells, 'I’m the only one here who doesn’t want to be married!'
Daffyd stares at a goat and says, 'That goat is judging me.'
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A man who thinks he's the only gay in the village, even though he’s clearly lying to himself and everyone else.
Daffyd sends a DM: 'I’m not gay. I just have a special connection with the village.'
Daffyd screams at a chicken, 'You’re not gay either!'
Daffyd stares at a painting and says, 'That’s not gay. That’s just bad art.'
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A guy who thinks he's the only gay person in the whole village, even though he’s clearly not, and he doesn’t care.
Daffyd texts his friend: 'I don’t need anyone else to be gay. I’m doing fine.'
Daffyd yells at a tree, 'You’re not gay either!'
Daffyd looks at a cow and says, 'That cow is not gay. That cow is just annoyed.'
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