Daffy Ducked - When you're so messed up you hit every button, every switch,

When you're so messed up you hit every button, every switch, every knob, but none of them work and you end up crashing like a stupid duck in a panic.

'I hit every button like I was trying to start a war.'

'I twisted every knob like I was trying to fix the world.'

'I flipped every switch like I was trying to light the moon on fire.'