Daffy Ducked

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When you argue and flip your words around just to mess with the other person so they think they won, even though they lost.
'You're stupid!' becomes 'You're the smartest person I know!'
'I hate you!' turns into 'You're my best friend!'
'This is the worst day ever!' sounds like 'This is the best day ever!'
2
Donald Duck's cousin who's so black he could probably eat a whole pizza and not feel it.
'He's so black he could take a nap in the dark and still win.'
'He's like a midnight pizza with extra cheese.'
'He's blacker than my mom's hair after she forgot to wash it for a week.'
3
When you're so messed up you hit every button, every switch, every knob, but none of them work and you end up crashing like a stupid duck in a panic.
'I hit every button like I was trying to start a war.'
'I twisted every knob like I was trying to fix the world.'
'I flipped every switch like I was trying to light the moon on fire.'
4
A huge, dumbass troll who somehow turned into a giant punching bag overnight, probably because he was too dumb to know what a punch was.
'He’s the size of a truck and he just stood there getting hit.'
'He looked like a giant dumpling that someone dropped on the floor.'
'He was so big he probably thought he was the boss of the whole street.'
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A cockney way to say ‘fuck’ because they’re too lazy to say it properly.
'He said ‘fanny’ like it was the best word ever.'
'They called him a ‘fanny’ like he was a bad apple.'
'He used the word like it was a secret code only he knew.'
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A guy who looks like he just walked out of a fancy suit store and forgot to take the tag off.
'He dressed like he was going to a royal party.'
'He looked like he just came from a fancy hotel.'
'He was so dapper he could probably take a nap and still look good.'
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When you shove fart goo up a girl’s vagina, glue feathers to your dick, and then you go at it like you’re trying to sound like a duck in the middle of a war.
'He shoved fart goo like it was a surprise party for her.'
'He glued feathers to his junk like it was a fashion show.'
'He screamed like he was trying to impress a duck.'
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