daffy-davit
A made-up story that's so bad it could make a judge cry and a lawyer quit.
"I only broke the lamp, not the whole table.", from a kid who knocked over the table and then lied about it.
"I didn't steal the money, I just took it for a little while.", from a kid who kept the money and then made up a story about it.
"I didn't draw on the wall, I just gave it a little decoration.", from a kid who drew a monster and then called it a decoration."