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A lie written down and signed like it's the truth, even though it's full of crap and makes no sense.

"I swear I only took one cookie, not the whole box.", from a kid who ate the whole box and then lied about it.

"I didn't hit my mom, I just gave her a friendly nudge.", from a kid who knocked her over.

"I never saw the cat, I just saw a shadow.", from a kid who ran away from the cat and then made up a story about it."

A fake promise that's so full of bull it could make a bull blush.

"I only missed one day of school, not three.", from a kid who slept in for three days straight.

"I didn't cheat, I just borrowed my friend's homework.", from a kid who copied every single question.

"I didn't eat the pizza, I just tasted it.", from a kid who ate the whole thing and then lied about it."

A made-up story that's so bad it could make a judge cry and a lawyer quit.

"I only broke the lamp, not the whole table.", from a kid who knocked over the table and then lied about it.

"I didn't steal the money, I just took it for a little while.", from a kid who kept the money and then made up a story about it.

"I didn't draw on the wall, I just gave it a little decoration.", from a kid who drew a monster and then called it a decoration."