Daffum
A word that means you have so much of something, it's like it’s your full-time job. It’s also a nickname for David, which is just plain dumb.
He had Daffum amount of drinks. Now he’s just a drunk guy at the bar.
She had Daffum amount of homework. Now she’s just screaming at her pencil.
He had Daffum amount of snacks. Now he’s just a snack monster.