Daffum

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A stupid nickname for David that came from some tiny town in Africa. It also means you have way too much of something, like drinks, snacks, or problems.
He drank Daffum amount of beer last night. Now he’s hungover and crying.
She had Daffum amount of snacks. Now her pants are about to burst.
He had Daffum amount of problems. Now he’s just mad at life.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A word that means you have so much of something, it's like you're drowning in it. It's also a nickname for David. No one knows why.
He had Daffum amount of pizza. Now he's a walking pizza machine.
She had Daffum amount of drama. Now she's just tired of everyone.
He had Daffum amount of money. Now he's just bragging about it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A word that means you have so much of something, it's like it’s your full-time job. It’s also a nickname for David, which is just plain dumb.
He had Daffum amount of drinks. Now he’s just a drunk guy at the bar.
She had Daffum amount of homework. Now she’s just screaming at her pencil.
He had Daffum amount of snacks. Now he’s just a snack monster.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A word that means you have a ton of something, like you're trying to impress someone. It's also a nickname for David, which is just confusing.
He had Daffum amount of drinks. Now he’s just trying to be cool.
She had Daffum amount of snacks. Now she’s just trying to be popular.
He had Daffum amount of problems. Now he’s just trying to be dramatic.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A word that means you have so much of something, it's like you're carrying it around. It's also a nickname for David, which is just stupid.
He had Daffum amount of drinks. Now he’s just walking around like a walking bar.
She had Daffum amount of snacks. Now she’s just walking around like a snack machine.
He had Daffum amount of problems. Now he’s just walking around like a drama king.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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