Daffum
A word that means you have so much of something, it's like you're carrying it around. It's also a nickname for David, which is just stupid.
He had Daffum amount of drinks. Now he’s just walking around like a walking bar.
She had Daffum amount of snacks. Now she’s just walking around like a snack machine.
He had Daffum amount of problems. Now he’s just walking around like a drama king.