daffster
A guy who loves his own junk more than anything. He wears ridiculous outfits, dances like a lunatic, and gets wild over high heels and fancy snakes. He also likes to play pretend games on his phone.
He wore a tutu to the grocery store to dance for a bagel.
He got into a fight with a mailbox because it looked like a boa.
He spent three hours trying to beat a video game just to get a better hat.