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A guy who worships his own junk and wears silly clothes to show it off. He dances like a fool to get a girl, and he gets super worked up over platform heels and fancy snakes.
My daffster cousin spent $200 on a neon speedo just to dance in a park.
He screamed when he saw a woman wearing a 10-inch boa.
He tried to propose to a sock puppet because it had a good butt.