Daffon
Daffon is like a chocolate bar with nuts, sweet, good-looking, and if you annoy him, he’ll nut-punch you. He knows your favorite places and your favorite foods, and he’s not afraid to use that against you.
He told my mom I was his favorite, then he made me eat my broccoli.
He followed me to the park just to ask if I wanted a hot dog.
He nut-punched me for eating his last chocolate bar.