Daffon

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Daffon is a guy so good-looking and tasty, he could make your mouth water and your ass sore at the same time. He knows all your secrets and your favorite snacks, and if you mess with him, he’ll make you eat dirt.
He knows my favorite snack is pizza and my least favorite is broccoli. He also knows I hate when he makes me eat dirt.
He said I was his favorite, but then he spanked me for eating his sandwich.
He followed me to the store just to see if I’d buy him a candy bar.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Daffon is like a chocolate bar with nuts, sweet, good-looking, and if you annoy him, he’ll nut-punch you. He knows your favorite places and your favorite foods, and he’s not afraid to use that against you.
He told my mom I was his favorite, then he made me eat my broccoli.
He followed me to the park just to ask if I wanted a hot dog.
He nut-punched me for eating his last chocolate bar.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Daffon is the kind of guy who makes your heart go pitter-patter and your ass go bop-bop. He knows all your secrets, and if you’re not good to him, he’ll make you eat your own words.
He knows my favorite song and my least favorite subject in school. He also knows I hate when he makes me eat my own words.
He made me eat my own words for not giving him my favorite snack.
He made my heart go pitter-patter when he asked me to the dance.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Daffon is the kind of guy who’s so good-looking, he could make you cry, and so tasty, he could make you eat your feelings. He knows your favorite places and your favorite foods, and if you annoy him, he’ll make you eat your feelings.
He knows my favorite place is the mall and my least favorite subject is math. He also knows I hate when he makes me eat my feelings.
He made me eat my feelings for not giving him my favorite snack.
He made me cry when he asked me to the dance.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Daffon is like a superhero with snacks, strong, sweet, and if you mess with him, he’ll beat you up with a snack. He knows your favorite places and your favorite foods, and he’s not afraid to use that power against you.
He knows my favorite place is the park and my least favorite subject is math. He also knows I hate when he beats me up with a snack.
He beat me up with a snack for not giving him my favorite candy bar.
He made me eat my feelings for not giving him my favorite snack.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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