Daffon
Daffon is a guy so good-looking and tasty, he could make your mouth water and your ass sore at the same time. He knows all your secrets and your favorite snacks, and if you mess with him, he’ll make you eat dirt.
He knows my favorite snack is pizza and my least favorite is broccoli. He also knows I hate when he makes me eat dirt.
He said I was his favorite, but then he spanked me for eating his sandwich.
He followed me to the store just to see if I’d buy him a candy bar.