Daffle
Dilly daffled is when you're so confused and shocked you think you're in a dream and your brain is trying to run away.
I was dilly daffled when I saw my cat wearing a tutu and dancing to a disco song.
At the concert, I was dilly daffled when the singer started talking to the crowd like they were his best friends.
When my dog ran into a wall and came out with a hat on, I was dilly daffled and screamed.