Daffle

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When your friend gets powned so hard they’re on the floor laughing like a fool you can say they got daffle powned, meaning they got destroyed in the funniest way possible. It’s like a waffle, but with a D and a lot more swearing.
My cousin got daffle powned by a kid who could barely walk. He was laughing so hard he peed his pants.
At the party, Steve got daffle powned by a dancing goat. Everyone was crying from laughing.
When my dog got daffle powned by a squirrel, I had to take him to the hospital.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Daffled is when you're so dumb and confused you're like a goat in a microwave, you don't know what's happening and you probably just ate something weird.
My teacher called me daffled when I tried to answer a question with a pizza.
I was daffled when my mom tried to explain why the sky is blue. She kept talking about cheese.
When my dog ate my homework, I was daffled and threw a shoe at him.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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You say daffle when you're stuck in a conversation and you don’t know if you should laugh, cry, or just yell at the person for being annoying.
At the dinner table, my dad said daffle when my brother told a joke about his socks.
When my friend asked me if I wanted to go to the mall, I said daffle because I had no idea what that meant.
I said daffle when my teacher asked me why I was wearing a hat inside.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Dilly daffled is when you're so confused and shocked you think you're in a dream and your brain is trying to run away.
I was dilly daffled when I saw my cat wearing a tutu and dancing to a disco song.
At the concert, I was dilly daffled when the singer started talking to the crowd like they were his best friends.
When my dog ran into a wall and came out with a hat on, I was dilly daffled and screamed.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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