daffie
completely and utterly insane. Like you’ve been hit by a train and a chicken at the same time. You’re not just stupid, you’re a walking disaster.
My mom is a daffie. She thinks the moon is made of cheese and that I’m her long-lost twin.
He’s a daffie. He tried to talk to a cow and got kicked.
That kid’s a daffie. He thinks he’s a wizard, and he’s not even 10 yet.