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the best friend you could ever have who’s a total gym rat, never lets you down, and can’t stop staring at her phone like it’s the last piece of candy on Earth
My daffie is the reason I passed PE. She carries me through every race like I’m her baby.
She’s got a six-pack and a phone. That’s all I need to know.
She’s like a superhero, but instead of a cape, she’s got a TikTok obsession.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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completely and utterly insane. Like you’ve been hit by a train and a chicken at the same time. You’re not just stupid, you’re a walking disaster.
My mom is a daffie. She thinks the moon is made of cheese and that I’m her long-lost twin.
He’s a daffie. He tried to talk to a cow and got kicked.
That kid’s a daffie. He thinks he’s a wizard, and he’s not even 10 yet.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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smart drugs, but way more intense. Like you’re taking a pill and suddenly you can read minds, solve math problems in your head, and know what your teacher is going to say before they say it.
I took a daffie and solved the entire test in 2 minutes. My brain is on fire.
My brother took a daffie and started talking to the ceiling.
She’s been taking daffies since third grade. She’s like a robot now.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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when you’re so mad you think you’re going to explode. Like Mel Gibson in the movies, but in real life and way more annoying.
He was so mad he turned red. He looked like a tomato with a temper.
She yelled so loud, the teacher had to call the principal.
I saw my little brother turn into a daffie after he spilled his juice.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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so nuts you can’t even think straight. It’s like your brain is on a rollercoaster and it won’t stop.
He’s a daffie. He tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite and got stuck.
She’s a daffie. She thinks she’s a princess and she won’t stop talking about her imaginary friends.
That kid is a daffie. He thinks the sky is green and that’s the truth.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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a poor duck who gets shot every time by some guy named Elmer Fudd who’s clearly got a grudge.
That daffie got shot again. Poor thing doesn’t know what’s coming.
Elmer Fudd is obsessed with daffies. He shot 10 of them last week.
The daffie ran away, but Elmer Fudd just kept shooting.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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dope as hell. So good you can’t even breathe. Like you just won the lottery and your brain is happy.
That party was a daffie. I could’ve danced all night.
That cake was a daffie. I ate three slices and still wanted more.
That game was a daffie. I didn’t even notice the time.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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