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Ed Dafferns are basically the human version of a meat-eating plant. Their moms are hot milfs named Bridget with big hogs and a taste for young meat. Eds are also convicted sex offenders who look like they’ve been hit by a lawn mower.
My friend’s Ed Daffern. His mom’s a milf called Bridget. She’s got huge hogs and a criminal record.
Ed Dafferns always get caught with young meat. They’re like the lawn world’s version of a predator.
I saw Ed Daffern in jail. He had no hair and a face like he’d been mowed over.