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Dafferns are like the cool kids of the lawn world. They have wild red hair and style that makes your grass jealous. But if they have brown hair, run. They’re trouble and will curse your whole family.
My neighbor’s a Daffern. He mows his lawn in a speedo. I’m scared.
I dated a Daffern. His hair was red and his lawn was perfect. Then he turned brown and my dog died.
My cousin’s a Daffern. He has red hair and a lawn so green it looks like it’s plotting against you.