daffable
To daffle someone: To make them so confused they think they’re in a reality show and their brain is being microwaved
He daffled me when he said, 'I’ll be there in 5 minutes, but I might be there in 10, but I might be there in 15, but I might be there in 20, but I’ll be there for sure.'
She daffled him when she said, 'I love you, but I also hate you, but I also like you, but I also hate you.'
The daffle happened when he tried to explain why he had four different shirts on at once.