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To daffle someone: To make their brain turn to mush and their thoughts go poopy
My math teacher daffled me when he asked me to solve a problem with five variables and no coffee.
She daffled him by sending a text that read: 'I love you, but I'm also mad at you, but I'll text you again in 10 minutes.'
The daffle happened when he tried to explain the plot of a movie he hadn't watched yet.
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To daffle someone: To give them a mental slap that makes them question their life choices
He daffled her when he said, 'I’ll take the dog, you take the cat, and the fish can just die.'
That daffle came when he said he wanted to eat pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
She got daffled when her friend asked her to pick a color for her hair, and then said, 'Just kidding, pick three.'
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To daffle someone: To make them so confused they think they’re dreaming and their brain is on fire
He daffled her when he said, 'I love you, but I also hate you, but I’ll take you to the mall anyway.'
The daffle happened when she tried to explain the rules of a game she didn’t understand.
He daffled me when he texted me: 'I’ll be there in 5 minutes, but I might be there in 10, but I’ll be there in 15.'
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To daffle someone: To make them so confused they think they’re being haunted by their own thoughts
She daffled him when she said, 'I’ll be there in 10 minutes, but I might be there in 15, but I might be there in 20, but I’ll be there for sure.'
He got daffled when his mom asked him to clean his room, then his desk, then his socks, and then his brain.
The daffle came when she tried to explain why she had three different types of cereal in one bowl.
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To daffle someone: To make them so confused they think they’re in a reality show and their brain is being microwaved
He daffled me when he said, 'I’ll be there in 5 minutes, but I might be there in 10, but I might be there in 15, but I might be there in 20, but I’ll be there for sure.'
She daffled him when she said, 'I love you, but I also hate you, but I also like you, but I also hate you.'
The daffle happened when he tried to explain why he had four different shirts on at once.
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