daffable
To daffle someone: To make them so confused they think they’re dreaming and their brain is on fire
He daffled her when he said, 'I love you, but I also hate you, but I’ll take you to the mall anyway.'
The daffle happened when she tried to explain the rules of a game she didn’t understand.
He daffled me when he texted me: 'I’ll be there in 5 minutes, but I might be there in 10, but I’ll be there in 15.'