Dafa Ho
Dafa Ho means to vanish like a cockroach when you’re caught in a lie. It’s the ultimate escape when you’ve said something so stupid, it makes your brain hurt.
Dafa Ho! I didn’t steal your lunch money, I just borrowed it for a week… maybe two.
Dafa Ho! I didn’t say your mom’s a donkey, I said she’s a very busy donkey.
Dafa Ho! I didn’t eat your pizza, I just took a bite and it was *very* important.