Dafa Ho

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Dafa Ho means to vanish like a cockroach when you’re caught in a lie. It’s the ultimate escape when you’ve said something so stupid, it makes your brain hurt.
Dafa Ho! I didn’t steal your lunch money, I just borrowed it for a week… maybe two.
Dafa Ho! I didn’t say your mom’s a donkey, I said she’s a very busy donkey.
Dafa Ho! I didn’t eat your pizza, I just took a bite and it was *very* important.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Dafa Ho is when you get the heck out of dodge because you’re too ashamed to face what you did. It’s like running from a fire, but the fire is your embarrassment.
Dafa Ho! I didn’t cheat on the test, I just borrowed my neighbor’s answers… and then I forgot to return them.
Dafa Ho! I didn’t insult your haircut, I just said it looked like a raccoon had a meltdown.
Dafa Ho! I didn’t eat your sandwich, I just took it because it was *very* tempting.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Dafa Ho is when you’re so fed up with someone’s nonsense, you just disappear like a ghost. It’s the final insult of someone who doesn’t know when to shut up.
Dafa Ho! I didn’t say your dog stinks, I said your dog smells like a garbage can that’s been sitting in the sun for a month.
Dafa Ho! I didn’t say your math homework was garbage, I said it was *very* edible.
Dafa Ho! I didn’t say your singing was the worst, I said it was the worst of the worst.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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