daewin
A daewin is a guy with a face like a raccoon and eyes that look like they’re trying to escape. They act nice to their girlfriend but would stab you for a better deal.
My daewin said he’d buy me lunch if I didn’t complain about his face. I still did.
He told me he’d marry me. Then he asked if I’d take him back if he failed his math test.
He said he’d propose to me. Then he asked if I’d still love him if he got a tattoo of a duck.