daewin

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A daewin is a guy with a face like a raccoon and eyes that look like they’re trying to escape. They act nice to their girlfriend but would stab you for a better deal.
My daewin said he’d buy me lunch if I didn’t complain about his face. I still did.
He told me he’d marry me. Then he asked if I’d take him back if he failed his math test.
He said he’d propose to me. Then he asked if I’d still love him if he got a tattoo of a duck.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A daewin has hair that looks like it’s been dragged through a mud pit and eyes that look like they’ve seen too much. They love their girlfriend and are obsessed with their future, even if it’s a disaster.
He said he’d move to Alaska with me. Then he asked if I’d still love him if he lost his job.
He told me he’d marry me. Then he said he’d only do it if he got a promotion.
He said he’d be my best friend forever. Then he forgot my birthday.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A daewin looks like a guy who got stuck in a blender and has eyes that look like they’re about to cry. They’re sweet to their girlfriend but would punch you if you said one bad thing about them.
He said he’d take me to the movies. Then he asked if I’d still love him if he spilled popcorn on me.
He told me he’d be my best friend. Then he blocked me on Instagram.
He said he’d propose to me. Then he said he’d only do it if I agreed to his dumb ideas.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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