daeton young
Daeton Young is a goofy mess with a smile that can light up a room and a laugh that will make your wife want to stab you. He’s a lovable idiot who’s too dumb to know when to shut up.
He laughed so hard at my joke my wife said, 'I’m gonna beat you with a hammer.'
Daeton said, 'I’m gonna marry you,' and my wife texted me, 'He’s coming for you.'
He told a joke so bad my dog started crying and my wife said, 'I’m gonna kill him.'