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Daeton Young is a sugar-coated monster who laughs like a maniac and has eyes that could melt your face. He’s a goofy fool who’ll make you giggle until your wife threatens to kick your ass.
Daeton just told a joke so dumb my dog laughed and my wife said, 'I’m gonna kill you.'
He winked at me and my wife got a text that said, 'He’s looking at you like you’re his next meal.'
Daeton said, 'I’m gonna marry you,' and my wife said, 'I’m gonna murder you.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Daeton Young is a goofy mess with a smile that can light up a room and a laugh that will make your wife want to stab you. He’s a lovable idiot who’s too dumb to know when to shut up.
He laughed so hard at my joke my wife said, 'I’m gonna beat you with a hammer.'
Daeton said, 'I’m gonna marry you,' and my wife texted me, 'He’s coming for you.'
He told a joke so bad my dog started crying and my wife said, 'I’m gonna kill him.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Daeton Young is a walking disaster with a smile that could make your wife lose her mind. He’s a hilarious maniac who thinks he’s the main character in a movie and your wife is the villain.
He laughed so loud my wife said, 'If you don’t shut up, I’ll kill you.'
He said, 'I’m gonna marry you,' and my wife said, 'I’m gonna kill you.'
He told a joke so dumb my dog laughed and my wife said, 'He’s gonna die.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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