DAETHPACITO
Daethpacito is like Despacito but worse. It’s when you’re stuck in traffic and your mom texts you to bring her coffee.
I just got stuck in traffic and my mom texted me to bring her coffee. Daethpacito.
Why is the bus moving like a snail? This is daethpacito.
My dad said he’d sing me a lullaby. It was daethpacito.