DAETHPACITO

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Daethpacito is like Despacito but worse. It’s when you’re stuck in traffic and your mom texts you to bring her coffee.

I just got stuck in traffic and my mom texted me to bring her coffee. Daethpacito.

Why is the bus moving like a snail? This is daethpacito.

My dad said he’d sing me a lullaby. It was daethpacito.

Daethpacito is Despacito but it’s like being buried alive and then told to walk.

My brother told me to walk while he buried me alive. That was daethpacito.

I had to walk to school in the rain. It was daethpacito.

My teacher made me do a presentation. That was daethpacito.

Daethpacito is when you’re stuck in a bad situation and it feels like you’ll never escape.

I was stuck in math class for an hour. That was daethpacito.

My dog ran away and I had to find him. Daethpacito.

I had to listen to my sister’s terrible singing. Daethpacito.

Daethpacito is like Despacito but you’re stuck in a slow-moving line of people who all forgot what they came for.

I waited in line for 20 minutes. It was daethpacito.

At the mall, the line moved like a turtle. Daethpacito.

I waited for my turn at the game store. That was daethpacito.

Daethpacito is when you’re forced to do something you hate and it takes forever.

I had to clean my room for two hours. Daethpacito.

I had to sit through my cousin’s speech. That was daethpacito.

I had to watch my dad’s old movies. Daethpacito.