daerneth
He takes the losers and makes them winners. He’s so hot, women fight for his attention, and he doesn’t even bother to look at them.
He turned my failed business into a million-dollar empire. I just got a coupon for a free burger.
He came to my birthday party, and all the girls started screaming. I had to hide in the closet.
He got 200 likes in 5 minutes. I got one from my mom. She said it was a typo.