daerneth

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A guy who turns trash into treasure and makes everyone else look like failures. He's so good-looking women throw themselves at him, and he doesn't even flinch.
My ex said he was daerneth, but he couldn't even beat off a pizza delivery guy.
At the bar, he walked in and the whole place went silent. Then the lights went out.
He got 12 messages in one day from girls. He said, 'I'm just getting started.'
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A man who takes the weak and turns them into legends. He’s so good-looking, he’s basically a god, and women fight over him like he’s a snack.
He took my failed project and made it a hit. Now I’m stuck with his leftovers.
At the gym, he walked in and every guy dropped their weights. Every girl dropped their pants.
He said he was daerneth, and then he made me eat my own workout gear.
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He takes the losers and makes them winners. He’s so hot, women fight for his attention, and he doesn’t even bother to look at them.
He turned my failed business into a million-dollar empire. I just got a coupon for a free burger.
He came to my birthday party, and all the girls started screaming. I had to hide in the closet.
He got 200 likes in 5 minutes. I got one from my mom. She said it was a typo.
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