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A guy who turns trash into treasure and makes everyone else look like failures. He's so good-looking women throw themselves at him, and he doesn't even flinch.
My ex said he was daerneth, but he couldn't even beat off a pizza delivery guy.
At the bar, he walked in and the whole place went silent. Then the lights went out.
He got 12 messages in one day from girls. He said, 'I'm just getting started.'