daequeef
A freakin’ legend who wrestles gators, chows down on deer meat and iguana guts, and whoops lizards in the back of their fridge like they owe him cash
I saw daequeef punch an alligator in the face with his bare hand. Then he ate a deer’s junk like it was a snack.
He told the iguana, 'You're getting slapboxed in the fridge today, buddy.' And he did it.
At the grocery store, daequeef walked in, grabbed a lizard, and said, 'Let’s go.' The fridge was the witness.