daequeef

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A freakin’ legend who wrestles gators, chows down on deer meat and iguana guts, and whoops lizards in the back of their fridge like they owe him cash
I saw daequeef punch an alligator in the face with his bare hand. Then he ate a deer’s junk like it was a snack.
He told the iguana, 'You're getting slapboxed in the fridge today, buddy.' And he did it.
At the grocery store, daequeef walked in, grabbed a lizard, and said, 'Let’s go.' The fridge was the witness.
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A crazy dude who fights alligators, eats deer meat and iguanas, and whoops lizards in the back of their fridge like it’s a party
Daequeef walked into the swamp, beat up a gator, and then ate a deer’s junk like it was a taco.
He ran into a fridge, grabbed a lizard, and said, 'You’re getting slapboxed today, buddy.'
At the zoo, daequeef fought an alligator, ate an iguana, and whooped a lizard in the fridge like it was a joke.
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A total nut who wrestles gators, eats deer meat and iguanas, and whoops lizards in the back of their fridge like it’s a wrestling match
Daequeef walked into the jungle, took on a gator, ate a deer’s junk, and whooped a lizard in the fridge.
He told the iguana, 'You're getting slapboxed in the fridge, and I’m not even tired.'
He walked into the fridge, grabbed a lizard, and said, 'Let’s fight.' The gator watched from the corner.
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